I HAVE A DIRTY BUM AND NO FEET!!?

What you have to do is using your arms,pull yourself to where your toothbrush is,try to scrub ur behind as much as you can and keep scrubbing it.Then crawl to the phone and call the ambulance to take you to the hospital and call the cleaner to clean up the gl for you aswell as calling your gl fitter to fit a new window in all while your in the hospital.Hope This Helped.Hehe