Calling all michael jackson fans?

okay, this is just something that crossed my mind. if you were working in a diner or something, it doesn't matter where, and your shift ended, and when you walked outside it was nighttime with nobody else around, and you saw michael jackson leaning up against the diner minding his own business, and smiles at you while asking you to come over to stand and talk with him, and when you have to leave he asks you to hang out with him sometimes, how would you react? i would probably faint with excitement. i would so try to get his number! hee hee.